A naughty troll baubles o'er a knoll
Jus' ter git back ter his knotty troll hole
"Where are ye goin', little BeBobBins?
Ye know that yer mudder is surely out robbin"
"But, Cap'n SnarDayzee, she sure gon' be angry
I don't got no mossy, I don't no mossy!"
"You don't got no mossy?" Trolled Cap'n SnarDayzee.
"I don't got no mossy! Mudder sure gon' be angry!"
"Now, listen, BeBobBins, to yer wise knobby Cap'n!
He's done the robbin' and best all the MOSSIN'!
"You, knobbin Cap'n? You done the mossin?
You help BeBobBins, so mudder don't toss him?"
"Aye, Troll Cap'n SnarDayzee will take you to mossy!
Jump on my backy BeBobBins and on to the mossy!"
[Epic tale to be continued... maybe.]
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This is a tale about a naughty little troll named BeBobBins who is supposed to bring some moss home but doesn't because he is a naughtly little troll indeed. When he realizes how much trouble he is going to be in when his mother gets home from pilfering in a local village, he enlists the help of a local Troll, Captain SnarDayzee. Together they embark on an epic moss seeking journey through unknown lands that have yet to be written and probably never will be because there simply aren't enough words that rhyme with mossy and bobbins. /run-on
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You're so good at making up names :] BeBobBins, SnarDayzee *contented sigh
I also like the names
I love this, for some odd reason I heard it all in my sociolinguistic lecturer's voice- strange stuff.
:/
He's a huge sucker for accents/dialects or anything related to old English bumpkin voices.Maybe that's why.
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