I think I love this boy.

Every once in a while a rare gem of a person on the little site of YouTube leaves me brilliant/witty comments on my channel page. When I see a comment of particularly high comic caliber, a verbal sparring occurs - a death match of wits. This is, by far, my favorite of every duel I've been engaged in.

crabstickz (15 hours ago)
I wish to forward to you my official marriage proposal. The wedding will be a middle-earth themed event, BYOB, (Bring your own Balrog). And the reception will be a based on the popular television show Fraiser. I hope this invitation finds you well....

Nanalew (15 hours ago)
I accept, on the condition that our ceremony be held entirely in Elven, in the forest. We can swing through the trees on strong vines, representing our bonds of love, before we are entwined as one. [I hope your biceps are strong, my love, so you do not fall to your death, to the ceremonial orcs below--representing the hardships we must overcome.] Fraiser alumni may attend.

crabstickz (15 hours ago)
My biceps glisten and ripple like the elven lakes of Borahimph and like that lake, i remain moist and ever flowing as long as you are my elven queen. I thank you in advance for the vast armies of children you will bestow me.

Nanalew (1 second ago)
You mistake your role in our wedlock, Mr. Crabstickz. Though we are human, the Elven clans of Noldor and Teleri have been in my family's debt for centuries, and have, in turn, bestowed upon us a similar class of Elven royalty. [Ergo, I will not be birthing your half-breed armies from my sovereign, annointed loins.] I apologize for the misunderstanding, but I must say that you will look quite fetching on my arm. I hope this message finds you well.